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imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool: 2013/2014 The Amazing...
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
Anonymous asked: You a Kanye fan?
justhooligans asked: do you remember a interview when bruno was in australia (i think) and he got to answer some weird questions and one of them was if he pee in the shower?
holyshit-someoneactually: I’ve progressively become more and more of an asshole ever since I joined this site
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
"you spend too much time on the computer."
did you want me to go stare at the wall or something ☺More Laughs Here.
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
ventusta: remember formspring yeah i’m pretty sure that website caused half my school to have an emotional breakdown
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
darrenstummy: YOU’RE ALL JUST SO FUCKING TALENTED WITH YOUR WRITING AND YOUR DRAWING AND PHOTOSHOP SHIT AND THEN THERE’S ME AND I TRIPPED UP THE STAIRS THIS MORNING