May 2013
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
lea-michele:
WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE
nicotinehearts:
omigawdmatt:
racheyzane:
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
justerbiebin:
Other fandoms cannot understand how hard it is to be a Hooligan cuz Bruno tweets rarely, we gotta wait two years for new music, we have candids of him once a month, we get official news two days before the event, and throughout all this, we are still here for him
lameborghini:
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
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”I was blessed to have recorded with Justin Timberlake recently and, years ago, with the late Luther Vandross. I would love to work with Adele and Bruno Mars.” - Beyoncé
aquus:
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
pezdispencersmith:
i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova:
make a chat system
give alerts when someone answers your ask
REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
search multiple tags at once
MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
ashlekay:
onthesideoftheotters:
clockworkcalliope:
thefrogman:
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
Anonymous asked: I'm soooo glad to see that Bruno has returned to his good old style <3 with that tiny fedora :D
when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
whatisleon:
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
hooligansbokandbrunomars asked: hello :) are concert tickets usually sent to you shortly after buying them or is there like a release date for them? I bought mine a month ago and they said they'll send them :o
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
privateagentmars:
drunk bruno aha please touch me
retardationmotivation:
pcaradactyl:
raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is
blaugranahorns:
Next year I expect Bruno Mars and Justin Timberlake to slay everyone at the Grammy awards.
I predict them to be the big winners.
Watchbruno-news:
@TheBankLasVegas: Let’s go!!! @brunomars!
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
