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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via guy)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via guy)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via guy)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via guy)

  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via guy)

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

(Source: skate-high, via youdbetterwatchit)


  • Forest Scene
  • MJ: Honestly, we out of gas!
  • Ola: So what're we gonna do now?
  • MJ: We gone fuck, what you think we about to do??
  • MJ: Nah I'm just playin'
  • MJ: But I gotta ask you somethin' though
  • Ola: Yeah?
  • MJ: You like me, right?
  • Ola: Yes
  • MJ: And you know I like yo fine ass, right?
  • Ola: Yes
  • MJ: So...will you be my boo?
  • Ola: Yes!
  • MJ: Good! *gives her the ring* We official now!
  • MJ: But aye, I got somethin I need to tell you
  • Ola: Yeah?
  • MJ: I ain't like none of these other dudes outchea
  • Ola: I know, that's why I love you
  • MJ: Damn girl, listen! My ass is different!
  • *moon rises*
  • MJ: Ahhh shit, here we go...
  • Ola: Michael, u ok?
  • MJ: BITCH, RUN!
  • Ola: AHHHHH!
  • MJ: GIRL, I'M NOT FUCKIN AROUND WITH THIS WEREWOLF SHIT!
  • Ola: I just wanna watch you transform real quick!
  • MJ: RUN, DAMMIT!
  • Ola: I'M OUT!
  • Ola: *trips*
  • MJ: I GOTCHO ASS!
  • Movie Theater
  • MJ: Damn this shit is good!
  • Ola: This is some scary shit, can we leave??
  • MJ: Hell no, this shit is entertaining!
  • Ola: Well I can't watch
  • MJ: I don't give a fuck, bye!
  • MJ: Man, wait a second...
  • MJ: I'm tryna get inside them draws
  • MJ: lemme go after her ass
  • MJ: You trippn', it's only a movie!
  • Ola: Shit wasn't funny
  • MJ: Yo ass was scared lol
  • Ola: I wasn't that scared
  • MJ: Bitch, don't lie
  • MJ: *seduces Ola with cute singing and dancing*
  • MJ and Ola: Where the fuck all these zombies come from?
  • Ola: Oh shit, mike I'm scared!
  • Ola: Mike
  • MJ: lol, hay gurl, hay
  • Ola: The fuck??
  • MJ: girl, lemme slay yo life with this dancin!
  • Ola: I'm too entertained to run from this shit
  • MJ and Zombies: Alright, we finished
  • Ola: Time for me to get the fuck out!
  • Ola: lemme run inside this old ass house
  • MJ and Zombies: NOPE, caught yo ass!
  • MJ: HAY, GURL
  • *Ola Screams*
  • Room Scene
  • MJ: Damn shawty, fuck is wrong with you?
  • Ola: The fuck??
  • MJ: Girl you cray, lemme take yo ass home
  • Ola: It was all a dream!
  • MJ: lol, not quite
  • THE END

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via guy)